kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

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See also:

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

stickysheep:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

same

pandavalkyrie:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I worked at Regal when Quantum of Solace came out. That was a wonderful time to be in the box office.

rlmjob:

hipster blogs be like

image

princess-sassy-bottom replied to your post “hey i have a nsfw blog who wants the url”

maybe i didnt really think that through but now im cuorius

oh

well then, prepare to be much less appalled than you probably expected.

princessannaofarandelle:

w r e c k 
i t 
r a l p h

princessannaofarandelle:

w r e c k 

i t 

r a l p h

princess-sassy-bottom replied to your post “hey i have a nsfw blog who wants the url”

me

i’ll message it to you. prepare to be monumentally disappointed.